février 2012
351 billets
panderlust:
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
2 tags
1 tag
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
annawintour:
sushi is disgusting I’m sorry
geodude:
90% of the time I just literally forget to answer asks
motherhonker:
yo skrill drop yo anus
dolium:
wtf why am i so clingy and annoying
1 tag
bigtimerussian:
they know
they know
they know
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
1 tag
pandacows:
i-am-a-table:
all this candy talk has got to be getting tiring
maybe you need to
or take a
HA HA PUNS
cosmo tip #181
expertcosmotips:
does he think you’re ugly? cut your entire face off
1 tag
boy-pussy:
mynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
FUCK
usedtampon:
is your dad a baker?
cause u sure got some nice buns